We will declare war tomorrow, Friday April 18th at noon EST (GMT minus 5 hours). Details on Prep Day to follow in the next post. But first...
Quite recently, this website received some constructive criticism from a member during his exit interview. It was mentioned that this website is "kinda lame" and that I, the author, should be advised to "get a life". I have thought about it long and hard and concluded that the best course of action is to compose some poetry (rhyming, of course) to express how I feel about clan wars. Indeed, this serves two purposes: it proves that the website is not lame at all (it is impossible to be lame while speaking in rhyme), and it proves that I lead a very robust life (the life of a poet).
Quite recently, this website received some constructive criticism from a member during his exit interview. It was mentioned that this website is "kinda lame" and that I, the author, should be advised to "get a life". I have thought about it long and hard and concluded that the best course of action is to compose some poetry (rhyming, of course) to express how I feel about clan wars. Indeed, this serves two purposes: it proves that the website is not lame at all (it is impossible to be lame while speaking in rhyme), and it proves that I lead a very robust life (the life of a poet).
The Fog of War descends on folks
just once per week, despite some Hawks
who voiced their voices, loud and clear
on this our blog, for all to hear
They'd have us clash our clan non-stop
elixir bleeding, drop-by-drop
But when the final votes came in
the Semi-Hawks emerged to win.
The time has come, but soon shall pass
We've just one day to kick some ***
And for that last percent of glory,
so much depends on Dragon's fury.
His fire bellows, as if to ask
the age old question, to the last
In fog of war, what stars may come?
And as for loot, can we get some?
just once per week, despite some Hawks
who voiced their voices, loud and clear
on this our blog, for all to hear
They'd have us clash our clan non-stop
elixir bleeding, drop-by-drop
But when the final votes came in
the Semi-Hawks emerged to win.
The time has come, but soon shall pass
We've just one day to kick some ***
And for that last percent of glory,
so much depends on Dragon's fury.
His fire bellows, as if to ask
the age old question, to the last
In fog of war, what stars may come?
And as for loot, can we get some?